Haiku Status Report

Duncan, a developer on my feature team, was one of those I asked to give status in 30 words or less. He responded in haiku:

Many bugs lately!
Querying priority...
Oops, field is empty.

(Our bug database includes a priority field that the team that triages bugs tends to not set as they should.)

I am inspired to try using haiku for my own status reports in the future.